Biff Scissor

from Golfcart Safari by Kindergarten Rockstar

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This song tells the story of a kindergartener with anger problems and a favorite pair of scissors that runs away from home after a hard day.

At recess he is embarrassed by his lack of athletic skill so he uses his scissors to pop the ball his friends are playing with. At home he is annoyed at his older sister so he cuts the head off of one of her dolls with his scissors. He then decides to run way from home. As he is running away, he slips and falls on his scissors and appears before the gates of hell. The End.

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At school after lunch my friend said pass
So he kicked me the ball and I passed it right back
First I missed it, then i popped it with my
Biff Scissor

At home after dinner my older sister's on my nerves
Crying and lying with her unsatisfying demeanor
So I crept in her room, grabbed her doll and cut it's head off with my
Biff Scissor

No matter what they say, I said I'm running away
Was doing fine until I came upon the gates of hell
I'm not afraid I'm just unsure and hesitant so I slipped
And fell on my Biff Scissor

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from Golfcart Safari, released November 2, 2021
All tracks played, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Kindergarten Rockstar

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"Before 2021, no one had ever heard of Kindergarten Rockstar. Even me, and I'm like top dog in this industry. Now, I own the kid and he's going to make me a lot of money!" - Ronson Ruxpin, head of Ronson Records and self-proclaimed quadruple threat.

Stay tuned for Kindergarten Rockstar's first official single on Ronson Records this Summer of 2021.

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