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Golfcart
02:33
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Biff Scissor
02:03
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At school after lunch my friend said pass
So he kicked me the ball and I passed it right back
First I missed it, then i popped it with my
Biff Scissor
At home after dinner my older sister's on my nerves
Crying and lying with her unsatisfying demeanor
So I crept in her room, grabbed her doll and cut it's head off with my
Biff Scissor
No matter what they say, I said I'm running away
Was doing fine until I came upon the gates of hell
I'm not afraid I'm just unsure and hesitant so I slipped
And fell on my Biff Scissor
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3. |
Seven Beauties
03:23
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I've been living on my own
Don't feel like meshing with another bag of bones
Can't feel attracted to a feeling so contrived
'Cause baby I am bonafide
I'll put the cat under the rug
Supplement feeling with a headache from a mug
No thing is changing but the shadows from the mist
'Cause baby I'm a pacifist
I won't tell you just how sorry
Sorry I could be
But I will tell you
I'm so sorry
Sorry as I could be
I'll learn my lessons on my own
There's no progressing with no windows and a phone
My head is ringing with insignificant tones
And frankly it's all balderdash
But from now, till the end
I won't fence walk or pretend
I've been sick, of the lies within our lives
Charade Charade
I won't tell you just how sorry
Sorry I could be
But I will tell you
I'm so sorry
Sorry as I could be
When design turns to rust
Our desire resorts to what
Can't be mine, unsere lust
In the world that we live in
Oh we could talk about nothing
And feel an insurmountable sense of regret
Kai your eyes are raking in dollars
A true cream off-white marvel
I can't believe you can just dress like that
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4. |
Kartoffel
00:52
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5. |
Fish Street
03:53
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You want me to be restless
Toss and turn from dark until breakfast
No not yet but I'm sure I'll get there
I'd be mad or likely to
Rest my head on another's sheets
Forget the fish underneath our shoes
The opposite is true
Why don't you show me the light
Why don't you show me the light, I'm open
You sleep in until seven
Watch TV until eleven
Wallow around until your bread has leavened
On my key board on my keyboard
I'd rather play it as we go
And keep both our hands down, really low
It isn't insane to fear the unknown
Why don't you show me the light
Why don't you show me the light
Why don't you show me the light
Why don't you show me the light I'm open
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6. |
Watermelon
03:19
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Crumpled down with too much time to grieve
My fleshy shrine encased in laurel leaves
Inching out of the blue drench
Rose the red round watermelon sun
If I'm here now then I was gone
Though like a stone, unbothered by it
Yeah, the ring feels fine in my pocket
Though it was no place now and of that I'm sure
Harass me
I wish you would
Harass me
It'd make me feel so good
Harass me
Yeah I wish you would
Harass me
Oh it'd make me feel so good
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7. |
Closets
02:24
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Lying in heat lightning
Gravel turns to waves
You might think that two peaches
Weren't worth the price anyway
He throws up and you just laugh
and smoke a sexy cigarette
Though it seems
so inconsiderate to the others
Ryan don't worry
your curry's still warm
One can't help consummate
your virtues as you would
You know
I'm here for you
Or do you no
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9. |
Lizard Queen
02:24
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Should be saving up
She poured out all the gas
Enamored by the scent
A sharp contrast
You are twenty two
Going on twenty three
You be nice to me
Lizard Queen
Is this the night
I hope it's not
Lizard Queen
Please be nice to me
Can you spend the night
My roommates are gone
I'll make you rice and beans
For you then me
Is this the night
I hope it's not
Lizard Queen
Please be nice to me
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10. |
Egghead
02:47
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Don't be nervous now don't you chew
The bottom end of your number two
Something convincing now must come through
You can't spend the rest of your life
Milling around with your mouth on your shoe
Can you believe there is life without you
You're an egghead dressed and well fed
And I've got a song for you
Yeah, you're an egghead
Sterile white bread
Well I got a job that I can do, good job
And your mother thinks highly too
But that's all for which I will be known
Something seems wrong here but the doctor says not
I remember the pills but the thoughts I forgot
Something seems right here but the doctor says not
The man at the end of the street takes control of the lights
And the man with the beard rides his chariot with his wife
But upstairs stressing inside I fear inconsequential patterns in my life
And in an effort to ease the leisure dreams I dread my stomach feels with lead
And that's why I'm dead
You're an egghead dressed and well fed
And I've got a song for you
Yeah, you're an egghead
Sterile white bread
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11. |
Carrot Sticks
03:04
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You were the first to fall out
Nimble golden spry sprout
Tucked into my shirt, yeah
I know a house gets old fast
And I prefer you not to be fat
So get, scram, but promise to come back
Like a grasshopper he leaps across the unfamiliar yard
Green blades tickling his under belly with whiskers taught
And though it hasn't been long among the wilderness
He finds himself asking, "What can stop meow?"
Hey you, you made such a fine pet
It's so hard to describe it
Carrot, who ate my carrot
Living in the unknown
In your head or just bone
It's been so hard for me to adjust
Dust to dust
Did you hear what I said
Can you see when you're dead
I know a house gets old fast
But I always left the window cracked
So tell me, why would you leave like that
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12. |
Lopburi
04:55
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I saw her at Prang Sam Yot
Now my good luck charm and most of what I got
Thanks to Hanuman
Master Hanuman
She smells me before she sees
I hardly knock before I climb into her tree
Gone to Lopburi
Only seventeen
She's untrue but I don't care
As long as she comes back to pick bugs from my hair
Her philosophy
Polyamory
If only they could see
Her spirit climbs the branches of the cosmic tree
Gone to samsara
On to pratyeka
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13. |
Safari
01:58
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Kindergarten Rockstar Charleston, South Carolina
Weirdo Art Pop.
"Before 2021, no one had ever heard of Kindergarten Rockstar. Even me, and I'm
like top dog in this industry. Now, I own the kid and he's going to make me a lot of money!" - Ronson Ruxpin, head of Ronson Records and self-proclaimed quadruple threat.
Stay tuned for Kindergarten Rockstar's first official single on Ronson Records this Summer of 2021.
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